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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

How to overcome your MONDAY BLUES!


Semalam hari isnin... sumpah kalau boley nak bergolek-golek atas katil bersama ratu golek ku - baby aisya.. tak kuasa nak mengharung jem nak pegi opis..




tapi demi sesuap nasi...
demi se-peha ayam..
demi sepinggan steak Tony Roma's...
demi moore..
akan saya gagahi juga walau lautan api..

lalu.. bangunlah diri ini sambil menyanyi-nyanyi..

"bangun pagi gosok gigi,
cuci muka pakai baju..
minum kopi, makan roti..
saya suka hati.."

lalalala..


eh, lagu ni tak senonoh la.. tak mandi.. busuk punya olang

sampai ofis, bukak laptop... bla bla bla.. doing my normal routine at work..


then..?














nak buat apa nih?

boring giler..!!! keje banyak.. but IT'S MONDAY..


I'M HAVING MY MONDAY BLUES

tetiba...


jeng jeng jeng... ayat dramatik tak hengat



i found the solution : GOOGLE TRANSLATE


well, not really a solution but something that will amused you and take the blues away...


how?


Google translate can actually translate 1 whole blog for you..


oh, i didn't
know that..


and it's quite funny when it translated from Malay to English with direct translation..


Contohnya:


Actual version



'Aku adalah seorang perempuan.. aku bangga jadi perempuan..'


bile di terjemah:




hahahaha.. lawak! 'I am a woman.. I'm so proud of her...'



this is my cell phone in the pool die!! d**n you little pool.. (own one hengat not!)


best gak game nih.. ok nak cuba bahasa lain lak..



ooo..cam ni ghupenya kalau blog saya dalam bahasa Hindi..


tapi direct translation from Malay to English memang terbaekkk... kelakar gilos...


best tak? best tak?
 baik korang kata best.. penat tau nak zoom in, zoom out, nak paste gambo kat atas..



sekarang boley senyum dan boleh buat kerja... yeayyyyyyy!!


 

a fact of life
after monday and tuesday, even the calendar says
W   T   F..




2 comments:

Nur Shazura said...

hahahahahaha."own one hengat not!" klakar la ayat ni beb!....

Darkbatman said...

bleh translate ker?haahha..kelakar gile..penat gelakk.. sbr jela..

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